Blog Posts That I Haven’t Published…

Looking over my site, I realized that I have a small treasure trove of blog posts that I haven’t published. Mostly this is because my wife advised me not to. However, that doesn’t stop my from posting the titles of said blog posts and giving you, the reader, a taste of what I want to write. So in no particular order, here are the posts that for whatever reason, I have not posted- yet.

1. Living with Foreigners: Part 5 – Cops Can Be Racist but Don’t Give Them a Reason
2. It Must Be Nice to Be a Famous Actor
3. The Annual Christmakawanzaramadanikauh and/or Non-faith Based Holiday for Dictators Gala
4. Things I Think My African Wife Might Be Discussing with Her Parents in Another Language
5. Some Tips on Buying a House…
6. I Don’t Trust People that Drive Vans without Windows
7. One Reason the Internet is Shitty
8. Don’t Question the Douche-O-Meter
9. Some Reasons I Will Probably Never Drive a Motorcycle…
10. Fuck “Meets Expectations” Yearly Job Reviews